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Contradictions,
Ironies, and Absurdities
If the Book of Mormon was written with 19 Century ink instead of 4th
Century engraving tools - if it was brought forth by the ingenuity of man
instead of by the gift and power of God - it would naturally follow that a volume
of work this size would contain numerous errors and inconsistencies. Not
surprising, it has many. Given that the text was produced in such rapid fashion,
it is amazing there are not more.
Joseph Smith’s creation of the Book of Mormon was truly a “miraculous”
accomplishment, one that is well beyond the reach of the common man (this will
be considered in the conclusion). Indeed, he was an extraordinary man with
extraordinary talents. But for all that the prophet could do, he could
not create a new book of scripture that truly reads like history.
With the title of this section what it is, the reader might infer that my intent
is to ridicule and disparage Joseph Smith and the Book of Mormon. This is not
the case. While I do have a little fun with it, the purpose of this section is to provide further proof that the Book
of Mormon is not an ancient historical record. By revealing the book’s many
textual contradictions, ironies, and absurdities, I hope to reveal more instances
where Joseph has left his indelible mark on the text of the Book of Mormon.
I have placed
each example into "tongue n' cheek" categories below:
Oops
It's all Greek to me
What are the
chances?
O' Contraire
Seriously?
Just Doesn't
Add Up
Ramblin' Man
O, Say Can You
Speak?
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